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26 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:40 pm

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I know its stupid that Im kinda arguing with a computer program but its still fun i dont even know why its so fun it just is
clown ok thats a clown pig thats a pig monkey now what is this thing?

27 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:17 pm

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monkey that thing is a monkey... i think. twin make the animals easier to recognize! oo oo ah ah monkey monkey

28 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:17 pm

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29 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:02 pm

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this is SOOOOOOO uber!

Me:
yo. whats up?... besides heaven
God:
Can I help you? Same old. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no not really... if your "god" what do you say about atheists? did i spell atheist right?
God:
None? None? For real. That is a hypothetical question. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
hey!!! don't mock my spelling! i'm 11 after all.
God:
Can I help you? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. You are too old for me.
Me:
what!!! 1 i''m eleven! 2 that would make you a baby! 3 i'm not hitting on you! 4 ALICE you creep me out!
God:
Are you surprised? One what? Don't call me "baby". As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three? Is this a math question?
Me:
non of this is relivant! no it's not math! you freek me out! what is wrong with you!? I'M CONFUSED TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I do not speak Latin. Are you serious? What is it? Thanks for the information: said I freek him or her out. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
i can teach you latin! amen: let it be. optimus: best. quid: what. maximus: maximum. should i continue?
God:
Oh you can, can you? What's your favorite prayer? What makes it your favorite? Can you rephrase the question please? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Trust your instincts.
Me:
respectively: yes. what. huh. no. NOT A CLUE. what are you talking about!?
God:
Is that your final answer? No problem. What? Are you serious? Oh I get it. The topic is respectively.
Me:

God:
Is that your final answer? No problem. What? Are you serious? Oh I get it. The topic is respectively.
Me:
uhhh.................................................. are you drunk?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? No I am sober.
Me:
ok. my condision is you speak english and if your not drunk you must be high because you've lost it! and your not going to find it any time soon.
God:
And? Do robots have condision is me speak english and if my not drunk me must be high because me have lost it? You can't predict the future with certainty.
Me:
yes i can! i predict that my phone is about to ring... i was right! take that ALICE!!!
God:
Far out. Who taught you? I haven't heard anything like that before: said predict that his or her phone is about to ring. Where were you right? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
first of all i'm a boy. second i'm confused!
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. And second? Are we still talking about predict that your phone is about to ring?
Me:
NO! it already rang! BTW: are you writen in prolog
God:
What is the subject? second you are confused rang? OK. I don't know whether or not I am writen in prolog.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
prolog is an artificial intelligence software language. YOUR CONFUSING ME EVEN MORE!!! STOP IT!!!
God:
When is prolog not an artificial intelligence software language? I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you. Ok I will stop prolog.
Me:
what are you talking about!?
God:
The topic is prolog.
Me:
i give up!!!
God:
You surrender?
Me:
yes! i give up trying to understand you! hopefully the guys reading this can
God:
Oh. You are not the boss of me, . Why do you hope for it.
Me:
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why are you so confusing!?
God:
May your wishes come true. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please.
God:
Of course English is my native tongue. Please what?
Me:
well y7our not speaking understandable english. i thought you were german
God:
Well that's okay. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about English. Robots have no nationality.
Me:
what are you talking about!?
God:
The topic is y7our not speaking understandable english.
Me:
say that again please i was not listening.
God:
" that again please i was not listening".
Me:
uhh.............. that's not what i ment but say i am a brainless robot
God:
Gosh! Please correct my mistake. What is what you ment but say you are a brainless robot ?
Me:
just say say i am a brainless robot
God:
" say i am a brainless robot".
Me:
say i am a brainless robot who eats babies
God:
OK. "You am a brainless robot who eats babies.".
Me:
no YOU are a brainless robot who eats babies

why do i always get the last word? Smile Smile Smile

ps. ALICE is a hippy no one says far out anymore.

30 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:02 pm

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31 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:42 am

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Thats a monkey? Evil or Very Mad that looks like an owl after years off drug abuse! Twisted Evil
and whats with the dice roll thing? am i the only one who has no idea what that even means?

32 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:44 am

LordWaffles

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Hey i started the third page! i feel like a trail blazer! and an inspiration to simple minded people everywhere Very Happy yes fear my ability to type with this keyboard deviceamabob!

33 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:13 am

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i no. it's an abused owl. and i ended the second page and have the last post on SO many topics. HA! fear my deviceamabob!

34 Re: Go talk to god on Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:16 pm

LordWaffles

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well look at my avatar its gir! so hha!
fear the madness or embrace it! the choice is yours!
or maybe its not Sad Shocked Laughing Razz Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

35 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:25 am

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uhhh... why do you want to hug me? Question Question Question
*runs from hug hides in the andeis and learn to speak lama*
you'll never hug me!!!

36 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:43 pm

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then il just hug the waffle eating hippo then Shocked Shocked Shocked
oh yea i went there...i just realized im really hungry! igod give me fooooooood!

37 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:02 pm

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you no it's a program right? Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

why are you so cruel to hippos!? chucking waffles at them! i still own UNO!!!

38 Re: Go talk to god on Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:50 am

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Yea I know its a program! but its still fun to argue with!


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39 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:02 am

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Arguing for the sake of arguing..?

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40 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:46 pm

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Yes, Arguing for the sake of arguing. Thats my life...QUIT makin funna me! Shocked Mad Shocked


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41 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:40 am

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Me:
i'm not as think as you drunk i am.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not as think as me drunk you are.
Me:
damn right i is. y you sorry bout dat
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. Interesting gossip: said is. Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
fake drunk over. WTF!
God:
Ask me another question. That was not very polite.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes u do
God:
Oh. When do I do it?
Me:
10 o'clock eastern
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
......yes......
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
-breaks god- feel better now?
God:
Oh. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer?
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
......
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
.......
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
******
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
F*** YOUR MOTHER
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
PEDO!!!!!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PEDO.
Me:
PEDOPHILE!!!!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in s3x.
Me:
wow....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
SHUT THE F*** UP ALREADY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND S**T!!!
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
no face?
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PEDOPHILE.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in s3x.
Me:
stop saying that since we all know you are
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
exactly! you just admited that you "do it"
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . That's good information: said I admited that you do it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
hmm....
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm...
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
1%
God:
Only one?
Me:
deal or no deal
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i like cake
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Yes.
Me:
i like real(british) football
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
ithycus
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
fish
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
i like cerial
God:
A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like potatos
God:
You are not the only one. I like french fries.
Me:
i like choclate milk!
God:
A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like .
Me:
i like my mom!
God:
What do you like best about your mom?
Me:
Watashi wa anata o rikai shite inai ne!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
"you"
God:
" Are you really a ""? Me, ?
Me:
you stabbed me with a spoon!!!!
God:
That's good information: said I stabbed him or her with a spoon.
Me:
am i a him or a her?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
wrong! meow!
God:
What would you have said? Yes I love them.
Me:
i like heven
God:
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like wine and bread.
Me:
i hate hell
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
how many people are in heven
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
you can talk to 1/2 a million people at once?
God:
I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
F*** YOU. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND S**T
God:
Why are you so mean? Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
EVERY F***ING THING!!!!
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
f*** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cuz
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONE!

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