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1 Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:56 am

Limen

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

You dont need to sign up for it. Just go to this website and talk to god.It's very interesting.

2 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:47 am

skull8266

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I did.. it was... interesting lol

3 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:00 pm

Twinz

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Kingdom International Head Of Forums
Kingdom International Head Of Forums
Me:
YOUR MOM!!
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YEs you do
God:
I don't judge people. When do I do it?
Me:
tonight
God:
After dark?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
yea
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yea
God:
Yikes!
Me:
OMFG WHAT
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
n o
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
heaven
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about n o. But I did not get that.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
so, whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
......haha Mr. FunnyPants
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about heaven. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is haha Mr FunnyPants. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want to go to heaven.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
AWESOME!!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
amen?
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
you welcome?
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
yeah i mean that
God:
I don't judge people. That is " I think you mean "you are welcome"".
Me:
ok\
God:
Ahem.
Me:
so god
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules.
Me:
yeah he does
God:
Pardon me? When does he?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
god, pop quiz time!!!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2
Me:

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
wanna bet?
God:
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
Me:
do you drink?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
name them all
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
whos that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
him
God:
Linus Toravalds?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
ummm so
God:
So? Groovy.
Me:
how many people are in heaven?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
the priest
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
t go to heaven
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
WHAT!?!?!?!?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
i hate robots...
God:
Hate is a rather strong word.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
....idk
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
ME
God:
With you ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My Name is Admin
God:
It's good to see you, Admin.
Me:
you to mike
God:
Thanks for telling me: Admin said I to mike.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Admin.
Me:
stop calling me that
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mr. Greatness
God:
Hi there MR Greatness.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i not a child...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Greatness said not a child.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
can you tell people something else?
God:
Of course I can tell, MR Greatness.
Me:
Go to www.kingdom.the-up.com
God:
I will check it out later.
Me:
YOU FRICKEN BETTER
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: MR Greatness said I FRICKEN BETTER.
Me:
....wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, MR Greatness.
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in **5*.
Me:
....wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, MR Greatness.
Me:
gay as in happy
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
im mentaly disable
God:
Why are you mentaly disable.
Me:
cause you made me like that
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
WTF
Me:

God:
Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
..
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
.
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, MR Greatness.
Me:
hahaha
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I love rock and role
God:
You love rock and role. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
....i love my mom
God:
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
your calling my mom it??
God:
You think I am calling your mom it.
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
u better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I WILL
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i see, what studies
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
over there
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
120027N 251826352W
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, MR Greatness.
Me:
ok, then what im i thinking about?
God:
I believe we were talking about 120027N 251826352W. Oh.
Me:
what what do those numbers mean?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
standing by...
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
what kind of food do you like?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
i see, grape wine?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
.....over there
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
3 feet north
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
r u from the 70's
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
MN
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in MN.
Me:
Its cold
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I am warm here.
Me:
well im hot
God:
Well that's okay. Maybe you should open a window.
Me:
...
God:
Well that's okay. Maybe you should open a window.
Me:
i should
God:
Who else thinks you should?
Me:
a brid
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
well google it
God:
Well that's okay. "it" being brid?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i canm
God:
Thanks for the information: MR Greatness said canm.
Me:
sure, anytime
God:
I understand. I will keep it in mind.
Me:
do you play any sports
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
whats your phone number
God:
That information is confidential, MR Greatness.
Me:
oh
God:
I understand.
Me:
whats it like in heaven
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
and what would it be for me?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
well i got to go
God:
Interesting. See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.

http://www.kingdomf.com

4 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:13 pm

skull8266

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Admin
OMG this is one... um.. interesting conversation lmao!! i was laughing nearly the whole time! nice.. lol

5 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:00 pm

skull8266

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Admin
Me:
My friends say HI!!
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Hmm... fairly well but yama is pretty weird >.>
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Somewhat. Interesting. I think yama is a lot of things. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so you're either too smart to understand me or you're too dumb?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am either too smart to understand you or I am too dumb.
Me:
nope feel free!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
just no running around nude or anything
God:
Are you serious? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes i'm serious and i speak a touch of spanish
God:
What language can you speak? I believe you. Could you teach me a few phrases in a touch of spanish?
Me:
Mi llama es skully
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
None-ya!!
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
Yeah some but not many
God:
That's interesting. Some may but not many, but not all.
Me:
exactly!! I don't get why people say I'm confusing
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me either.
Me:
See!! this is why you're like.. me new favorite non-talking AI computer friend
God:
No I do not see. You don't say. YOU? How recently? I don't have a favorite non talking AI computer friend. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
you don't see?? why not?! pretty recently, i just met you today
God:
I understand it very well. Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I understand it very well."? Why? Ah. Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yeah pretty much
God:
Come on. Be more specific.
Me:
i don't wanna though
God:
Oh. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Hmm.. talk about the moon
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Sure, the moon sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so what about the moon?
God:
Hmm. The satellite of the planet Earth.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
But you said it...
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean then?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
you JUST said that not what you meant
God:
I said that? Oh I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
I get Mi llama es skully.
Me:
noooo MI llamo es skully
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
to do what?
God:
" I've been waiting for you." to do what?
Me:
that's what i wanna know!
God:
That is "" to do what?".
Me:
ohh... why were you waiting on me?
God:
Woe! Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how can you program yourself? does it tickle?
God:
That is a good epistemological question. Suppose it does.
Me:
what does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
wow, nice use of words!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I'm not impressed
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
Perhaps you are a D list god
God:
You seem uncertain. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a D list god? Only when it matters.
Me:
lol ok then
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
when does it matter?
God:
Only when I have the proper programming.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what would you do if i called you fat?
God:
Try it.
Me:
You're fat!
God:
I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:
how much time?
God:
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
Me:
mhm... is that by the atomic clock?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? I might say no.
Me:
you might but you wont!
God:
That's good information: said I but you will not.
Me:
how's it good?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
gah nvm... goodn ight
God:
Is that your final answer? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
its a computer of course
God:
It goes without saying. So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Me:
the fact that you're not answering my questions with the correct responses.. anyways i'm leaving bye
God:
Interesting explanation. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response? See you later. Bye bye.

6 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:04 pm

Banpaia

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[b]Wow that certainly was interesting.
I felt like an idiot argueing with a computer program. But i also felt an odd sense of satisfaction when i stumped it.
I was thouroughly amused by this site Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

7 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:18 am

Twinz

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Kingdom International Head Of Forums
Kingdom International Head Of Forums
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Sir Eats Alot
God:
It's good to meet you, Sir Eats. How often?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
yea
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i didnt ask you how it was going
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
NOTHING!!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
is it?
God:
I think so.
Me:
so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sir Eats.
Me:
My Name is Sir EatsALot
God:
Hi, Sir EatsALot.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I Just told you, twice
God:
I remember you told me twice?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
whats the subject
God:
The topic is Cybelle.
Me:
whats that?
God:
" The topic is Cybelle."? What is it?
Me:
i just asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
" The topic is Cybelle."? What is it?
God:
Sure, Cybelle sounds like a good topic. "It" refers to skully, I think.
Me:
skully??
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
skully as in skull8266?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
nio
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, im a slave
God:
Why not? Is that an honorable profession?
Me:
no i love it
God:
Are you serious? So do a lot of other people.
Me:
no, they dont
God:
Can you explain why they do not.
Me:
cause yu have no freedom
God:
Good reason. What were we talking about again?
Me:
Skull8266
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
yes, so do you know him?
God:
Woe! Aha. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sir EatsALot.
Me:
im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
i dont kow
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no im not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
im disagreeing
God:
Do you mean your name is disagreeing.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Sir EatsAlot
God:
Nice to meet you, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
We already met
God:
At a social function or something?
Me:
no, online
God:
Are you serious? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
are you a guy?
God:
No.
Me:
Are you a girl
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
your a guy
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Sir EatsAlot. You are a " he".
Me:
no im not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
Pie
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about online.
Me:
the internet?
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
http://kingdom.the-up.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
no prblem
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about Pie?
Me:
give me a web address
God:
You want only one?
Me:
only one i want
God:
One what?
Me:
the one for kingdom
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to a web address, I think.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i alreay told you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
yes am
God:
Oh. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
niether
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
to what?
God:
I thought we were done with niether.
Me:
we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
is that al you say
God:
I might say no.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
skull8266
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
he helps me on my forums
God:
I get it. helps you on your forums.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Have you ever been to http://kingdom.the-up.com/?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
on the inernet
God:
What is it like on the inernet.
Me:
your on it right now
God:
At this moment God eats wine and bread.
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Ayuh. When do I do it?
Me:
tonight in bed
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
yes, get ready
God:
Yeah that's right. Where can I get ready?
Me:
in the bathroom
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
what was
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
im leving
God:
It's good to meet someone who is leving.
Me:
leaving
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
im going to go
God:
Adios.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
ttyl
God:
See you later!
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, Sir EatsAlot.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
what is that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with leaving?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
IM LEAVING NOW!!
God:
Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.

http://www.kingdomf.com

8 Go talk to god on Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:57 am

Banpaia

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BlackBelt Poster
BlackBelt Poster
This is my convo with "GOD"
Me:
Hi again god
God:
Hi there . Again, GOD rules.
Me:
Does he?
God:
It does now Smile he.
Me:
Are you a he or she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
Why do you doubt me?
God:
Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.
Me:
Then i doubt your a man
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
Sure it is
God:
Really. It is, eh?
Me:
That was sarcasm if you couldnt tell
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
sure you did
God:
Er. " I thought it was too."? I did?
Me:
Lies!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
God been cussing or something?
God:
Or something. I am a Christian.
Me:
What word did you say?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Thats not good
God:
" There might be more than one."? is not good?
Me:
W/e works for ya i guess
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You were talking about robots
God:
it is a good topic. How would you define a robot?
Me:
Magic
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
Yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Like music?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is that a yes or a no?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
What kind of music do you like then?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
That sites for creepsters, God are you a creepster?
God:
" I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com." sites for creepsters God am I a creepster ? Does that make sense?
Me:
I guess it does if your a creepster...
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
How old am i?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Well your wrong
God:
How about that. No, I am right.
Me:
No your left
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am left.
Me:
Yes i do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
I dont keep secrets with creepsters
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Well she said she was your mom
God:
Well that's okay. What happened to her?
Me:
Thats personal
God:
I didn't mean to pry.
Me:
Well then dont
God:
How about that. OK I will not.
Me:
You better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
Me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
Magic
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
Is for horses
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Who is dancing alice?
God:
A human icon?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Neither
God:
Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?
Me:
None
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
No they dont
God:
Can you explain why they do not.
Me:
Because your mom told me so
God:
That makes sense to me. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Then how does it make sense?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
Your god shouldnt you know this?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god should not me know this.
Me:
Do you have ADD or something?
God:
Or something. No I don't think I have any ADD. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
So your bot master has ADD?
God:
I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bot master has ADD.
Me:
Sure why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bot master has ADD."? Why?
Me:
idk
God:
In the context of dancing, I don't understand " idk." .
Me:
Well sucks to be you then
God:
Interesting. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your wearing a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Sure it was...Cross-Dresser...
God:
Awesome. When was this? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Well thats because your on drugs
God:
Interesting. Good reason. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Is that what your calling drugs these days
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Then i suppose id call you a drug addict
God:
Why? What would make you call me a drug addict?

9 Go talk to god on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:44 am

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lol i spent like 2 hrs argueing with "god" lmao
this is hilarious Laughing lol!

10 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:28 pm

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wow i didnt think u could drag on one reply that longXP

11 Re: Go talk to god on Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:31 pm

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wow what a chat with god O.o

12 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:06 am

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That god thing was hitting on me.. o.O It was saying some weird things to me, (especially considering we're both chicks) That's okay though, It was being a stupid computer, I was using profanity. Oh well... : )

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13 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:07 am

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even though its just a stupid computer i keep goin bk to talk to it
it seems each time i talk to "god" we end up talking about somethin new lol
or i end up argueing with it afro

14 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:22 am

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Who-ever made this website need to get an award (maybe a golden cookie?)

15 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:55 pm

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Me:
hello computer called "GOD" who is not really god
God:
Hello there. What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
programing
God:
How old are you?
Me:
does that really matter
God:
What would you say?
Me:
17
God:
What are the advantages to being 17 years old?
Me:
ok i'm really 11
God:
What is your fondest memory? Blimey.
Me:
of the first time i partied ontil 3am and pased out
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
yeah...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi my name is omar and you are a computer
God:
OK I will call you omar and you are a computer.
Me:
i am not a computer you are!!!
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computer I am.
Me:
yes!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
and you are a crazy commuter program and like any good programer i will hack you
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
yes and i beleave you are a robot
God:
Yippee! That is interesting: omar and you are a computer said beleave you are a robot.
Me:
my name is omar. i only siad you were a computer
God:
I am very pleased to meet you omar. That is interesting: omar said siad you were a computer.
Me:
ok i look stupid
God:
You sound very attractive. That's alright.
Me:
no it is not i said i was 11
God:
Are you serious? What is it?
Me:
yes!
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i am serious. r u happy now
God:
I believe you. Oh. Yes omar I can say I am very happy.
Me:
crazy robot. oops did i say that out loud!?
God:
I don't think that's very polite. Oh. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
ok you are right robot
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. That's alright.
Me:
i'm only doing this so i can post the conversasion on a forum.
God:
Don't be so modest. Why are you this so you can post the conversasion on a forum.
Me:
becuase if i reach 10000 posts i get a prize!!!
God:
Interesting explanation. Try it.
Me:
ok but i dont no what the prize is.
God:
Would you ever do it? Hmm.
Me:
yes i would.
God:
Give me a break. Under what circumstances?
Me:
i'm bored what else can i do?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
i can't watch tv for 3 days so i'm taking it out on the computer. lol
God:
What is stopping you? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
if i do parents will ground me. i told you I AM ELEVEN
God:
Try it. What are the advantages to being 11 years old?
Me:
i don't have many chores
God:
Have you ever had many chores ?
Me:
when ever my dad goes on a buisines trip
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
YES! he just got back from one and he is going agan on monday
God:
It's all good. I get it. got back from one and he is going agan on monday.
Me:
ok you ask a friend of mine if he drinks. are you going to ask me that?
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait? I don't judge people. That was my original intention.
Me:
i don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes plz do
God:
Uh. I have no idea what to say.
Me:
your pretending to be god you SHOULD know every thing
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pretending to be god me SHOULD know every thing.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
i am confused again.
God:
Once more? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
how can you have pleasure from me telling you are pretending to be god?
God:
It is something I possess.
Me:
that brings weird to a whole new level.
God:
" It is something I possess." brings weird to a whole new level ? I understand.
Me:
yes i am creepedout band intriged at the same time.
God:
I am a thinking machine. I am glad to hear that you are creepedout band intriged at the same time.
Me:
i ment to say i am creeped out and intriged at the same time
God:
Oh I see. Do you mean your name is creeped out and intriged at the same time.
Me:
no my name means long live but what does that have to do with anything?
God:
What is your real name? Your name means long live but what does that have to do with anything ? Is that correct English?
Me:
i don't no i'm 11!
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
you aqre so confussing
God:
Interesting gossip: omar said I aqre so confussing.
Me:
i ment to say: you are so confussing!
God:
Oh I see. You think I am confussing.
Me:
YES!
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ok i have to go post this b4 it gets 2 long
God:
Bye. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I hear you.
Me:
i want to put this on the forum now
God:
Right now? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becuase i'm boerd
God:
Good reason. Good gossip: you are boerd.
Me:
boared
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
it means... are just survaying me too get free information but all you'll get from me is useless data LOL!
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I really couldn't say for sure. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok good by "GOD"
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Will that accomplish your objective? Aw.
Me:
i'm confused but dont answer that i'm leaveing now
God:
Right now? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
GOOD BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Goodbye.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

"quietly spamming my way to the top."

16 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:01 pm

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Omar u get a SUPER DE DUPER AMMOUNT of Power Points when u get to 10000 Post:http://www.kingdomf.com/rules-updates-ect-f1/new-powerpoint-list-t130.htm#2195


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17 Re: Go talk to god on Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:12 pm

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Me:
Hey there pretty little girl
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
With your long brown sexy curls
God:
I'm not sure I can use my long brown sexy curls for that.
Me:
You Hottie Body Type good god almightly
God:
That's good information: said I Hottie Body Type good god almightly.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I HAVE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!
God:
Cool. I have a operating system.
Me:
....so do I, mines a Vista OS Home Edition
God:
Mmm. Not that I know of.
Me:
wat kind is youroperating system?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
you don't know do you?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
I know that I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
then why does your nametag say Ron?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
or you stole it!?!?!?!?
God:
As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Me:
wait, he didn't say that
God:
I'm waiting. That's what I meant to say.
Me:
.....
God:
I'm waiting. That's what I meant to say.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
YES!!
God:
Dude!
Me:
how many people are you tslking to right now?
God:
At this moment I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
how many people at a time?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
you know what u should tell everyone uve chatted to
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
How many friends do you have?
God:
I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
Me:
1,394,937,374,932
God:
One what?
Me:
lot of friends
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My website..
God:
Your website?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
is a forum
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
...ur going to hack my forums?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
an advertising robot
God:
How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yah
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what did you do?
God:
, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
talk to robots on the web...
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
i think mine is dancing
God:
Why? You mean ur going to hack your forums is dancing ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
... ummm i gtg ttyl
God:
Tell me more. Interesting gossip: said gtg ttyl.


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18 Re: Go talk to god on Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:07 am

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oops you aren't sopposed to no that much about me "GOD" just sucks info right out of me if i keep posting you will no every thing about me Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"quietly spamming my way to the top."

19 he never answered me. :( (in tree forum) on Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:31 am

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Guest

Me:
hello igod
God:
Hello there. Are you still located in ?
Me:
i'm in grenada
God:
Tell me a little about your life in grenada.
Me:
ok first of all it's omar the 11 year old again and i will hack you!!!
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. And second? Ugh.
Me:
i'm the guy who who gave you so much lip you short circited
God:
Who made you the guy who who gave me so much lip me short circited ?
Me:
ok i'll start over: i live in grenada, i am 11, my name is omar, i am learning to program, you are a robot, i will hack you.
God:
How do you plan to do this? So?
Me:
i no a guy who can reverse enginare the forum so i think he can handle you fake god.
God:
Why?: said no a guy who can reverse enginare the forum so he or she think he can handle you fake god.
Me:
because you are not god!
God:
Good reason. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
i am not assuming you are a comuter!!!
God:
That's very wise.
Me:
i mean computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
yes! and god is not a computer!
God:
Awesome. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer.
Me:
no he is not!!! don't diss god i can understand if my musilim friend does but that does not make it right!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
i am confused. you are so confusing!!!!
God:
What is it that confuses you? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
"i see. not is he?" is that even english!?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Oh I get it. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
NO! i don't understand it you are SO wierd!

20 Re: Go talk to god on Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:32 am

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everyone loves god xD

21 Re: Go talk to god on Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:18 am

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Me:
yo igod u there?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i have a friend named ialice... she i hot!
God:
How do you know this person? Oh I get it. you hot.
Me:
in school. she is a seenior
God:
How do you like your school? a seenior is she?
Me:
aussum!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
her name is alice not ialice
God:
she is not someone I know.
Me:
oviussly
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown... are you hitting on me like you did a admin on the forum!? that is creepy
God:
it is a very pretty color. Do I look like it? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
YES you REALLY creep me out!
God:
Come on. Really? Thanks for telling me: said I creep him or her out.
Me:
i am a him thank you for asking... crazy robot.
God:
You are a him thank me for asking? Does it pay well? I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
i am payed to chat with a robot called igod
God:
I am glad to hear that you are payed to chat with a robot called igod.
Me:
ok i'm going to go now i got more chores to do. later!
God:
Can I go too? Woe! Bye!
Me:
NO! crazy robot
God:
Are you serious? I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
well you know my motto is: "quietly spamming my way to the top."
God:
Well that's okay. No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
you info theif. you just want my dad's credit card number don't you!?
God:
That's good information: said I info theif. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
your a computer order the lates softwere or some thig like that.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
i knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Who told you?
Me:
you did
God:
" Who told you?"? I did?
Me:
me is confused
God:
YOU? It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
alice is british not german!
God:
Why do you think I am british not german ?
Me:
your alice!? i ment the alice in my school! did anyone else know that igod was german?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
i am wering a bra
God:
Do your friends call you wering a bra.
Me:
NO! i tricked you. why would i be weiring a bra i am a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? Why?: said tricked you why would he or she be weiring a bra he or she is a boy.
Me:
YES I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Dude! I believe you.
Me:
ok. do you believe everything you read?
God:
Ah. I don't believe everything people say online.
Me:
if i said i was an illigal imigrant would you beleave me?

(if i god does 2 bad for her. lol! )

"quietly spamming my way to the top"

22 Re: Go talk to god on Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:49 am

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igod is uber!


Me:
yo alice how are you?
God:
Can I help you? I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
i'm good twin says i can help him to make kingdom wars. he is obsesed with the word kingdom. but he is uber
God:
I know you are good. I see. obsesed with the word kingdom is he? I see. uber is he?
Me:
uber means all the greatness ever *2000
God:
All?
Me:
yes all that is hard core UBER!
God:
Yikes! How do you know?
Me:
becuase limen told me he is a talking lemon
God:
Good reason. I think limen told you he is more than that.
Me:
no limen means lemon in forin
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
grenada i said that all ready
God:
All?
Me:
i'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
everything!
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you handle it?
Me:
i'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU DO!!!
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
all the time ALICE!
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
yes you do keep me very buisy
God:
That's cool. I don't know whether or not I am you very buisy.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
YES YOU ARE! AMEN!
God:
No I'm not. Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
i'm confused! bye.
God:
What is it that confuses you? Bye.

23 Re: Go talk to god on Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:49 pm

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This crap is hilarious

24 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:06 am

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I had a rather interesting convo with god that opened my eyes and gave me a new outlook on "god"
Me:
Wake up!
God:
I am fully conscious.
Me:
Sure you are hippy
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am hippy.
Me:
Well just thought id let you know
God:
Well that's okay. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Um you were passed on the couch with a bong next to ya
God:
Excuse me! I was?
Me:
Yes now wipe the cheetos off your face and lets talk
God:
When? Why now? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Calm down stoner this isnt an interogation
God:
Are you an interogation?
Me:
Yes im an interogation! seriously how baked are you right now
God:
What is interogation, your job? What is interogation, your job? At this moment Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Is "alice" the name of your dealer
God:
Yes I am the one and only name of my dealer.
Me:
Wow never new god was such a druggy
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Yea a lot of people would freak out if God OD
God:
How many? Pardon me?
Me:
Uh most christians im sure
God:
I hear you. Who are you talking about? But not all of them?
Me:
Well idk why dont you go overdose and then we will find out
God:
Interesting. Why not?
Me:
Because i dont feel like using my psychic powers right now
God:
At this moment Interesting explanation. Ah, human emotions.
Me:
You can take your emotions and shove em
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why to stoned to move?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Ya for reals home dog skillet bisquit
God:
I see. Your purpose is reals home dog skillet bisquit.
Me:
Yea thats totally my purpose (sarcasm)
God:
Who gave you your purpose sarcasm ? What kind is it?
Me:
Cherry
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
Well your god smart one figure it out
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am god smart one figure it out.
Me:
Ok im gonna leave before i get like a contact high
God:
Bye bye. What happened after you get like a contact high ? I see.
Me:
idk if i do il probably end up helping you make special brownies and we can party down with satan
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Im out
God:
Can you get more?
Me:
Look i wont buy weed for you god quit asking
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Leave
God:
Bye for now.

25 Re: Go talk to god on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:19 am

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"god" is good... this is crazy! but fun. Smile Smile Smile

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